Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.

The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.

by ElToro Loco July 9, 2024

Wonky

When something is very unstable,or very ridiculous and foolish.

Woah,he’s way too wonky to gat an A+!

by anonymous December 27, 2023

Wonky Donky

The definition of "Wonky Donky" is the type of person who would donk their heads on walls; the clumsy type. They tend to wink to others, and in that that short timespan of blindness caused by winking, they donk their head on walls.

that wonky donky fell on my birthday cake. i think we need an ambulance, he's bleeding.

by THE_ULTIMATEANT February 6, 2024

Wonky girl

A wonky girl is typically a small town person that gallops around grocery stores and is quite quirky

Look at that wonky girl embarrass her boyfriend at target as she gallops

by AnthonyDFlores December 3, 2020

Wonky Bonky

When your Bonk isn't working

Yea Jim sucks in bed, he got a Wonky Bonky

by Big Cunt Swallower April 4, 2020

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky is any contraption pieced together to solve a problem or make swamp life easier. A traditional long bow does not have an attachment for a bow fishing reel. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind some string around it, tie the string to the end of a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

I saw a Swamp-Wonky air boat today! It was a john boat with a stack of box fans at the back pushing it along! Swamp-Wonky!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025