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Kim Wong 

1) being inebriated to the extent that one is denied entry at drinking establishments

2) only partly coherent: not fit to direct group boat races or make rational choices regarding further consumption of alcohol

— kim wong·ly (adverb)
— kim wong·ed (past tense)
— kim wong·ing (gerund)
yo, there was a really drunk girl who pulled a kim wong last night at noche.

or

dude, i'm totally kim wonging right now, i shouldn't be carrying this bottle of Evan Williams
Kim Wong by TGIMBA November 3, 2011
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Donkey Wong

A loser that is chinese
Guy 1: that guy is such a loser!
Guy 2: yeah donkey wong needs a life
Donkey Wong by do not call me m@ October 28, 2008
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Shane Wong 

The Guiness World Record holder from the San Francisco bay area, noted for being the fattest person in the world. 1,985 lbs / 900.38 kilograms
Mommy, who is that fat tub of lard?
That is Shane Wong. Don't point Sally, It's not polite.
Shane Wong by ImChinese650 December 18, 2010

Master Wong

A martial arts youtuber with over 2 million subscribers with nothing but fake, choreographed fights and testing his ridiculous techniques with his punchbag students and never with live resistance.
Guy: YO MASTER WONG TAUGHT ME THAT YOU SHOULD HIT THE NUT, GRAB THE NUT, AND RIP THE NUT OFF SO THEY CAN'T SUCK ANYMORE DEECK!!!

Guy 2: OMG NICE!!
Master Wong by sIRMAI August 7, 2019

Sum Ting Wong 

'Sum Ting Wong' is one of the 4 so called pilots of the plane accident Asiana Airlines Flight 214, the crash has become a meme. All the pilots involved in the crash were Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow.

Apparently, these pilots were confirmed. For any person it won't make sense due to the names of the pilots which indirectly say, 'Something wrong; We too low; Holy fuk and Bang ding ow'. The real names may be on Wikipedia.

Either way, the person who deposited the names was most likely a troll.
Person 1: Yo, I really want to meet Sum Ting Wong.
Person 2: First of all, he's most likely dead and second of all his name is most probably not his real name.

Justin Wong

A term used for someone going 52mph in a 25mph speed zone.
Redneck: Why did you get caught by that police last night?

Importer: I pulled a Justin Wong on my way back from work.
Justin Wong by Robeh~ November 6, 2018

Freddie Wong 

An Japanese-American male who stars in and makes a range of videos on YouTube and is an elitist typer and gamer who should never be crossed in a game of anything containing music timing and typing.
Youtube Newfag: Hey why are you watching some weird nerdy asian videos

FreddieWong Subscriber: Hes not a nerdy asian he's a professional music gamer who can type at lightspeed and make professional videos with awesome vfx!

YouTube Newfag: He looks like the guy from gangnam style

FreddieWong: NO HES FREDDIE WONG!
Freddie Wong by zestyguy October 8, 2012