Wanksbedexterous

Being able to Wank with both arms. A useful skill when tired

"Oww. God my right arm hurts. Luckily I'm Wanksbedexterous!"

by Henreh March 11, 2006

The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

Wankspider

A greedy person, usually male, who goes online to jerk off and does this by watching all the ''FREE'' promo porn clips that usually last less than a minute or so.

Jack: Dude, you're jerking off to those crappy free online porn clips again? You're such a damn wankspider!

Matt: uh oh uh...

by Yomommayoproblem January 15, 2011

Windshield Glazer

The act of saving up male goo-goo for months on in waiting for your friend to slip up. And then replacing the windshield wiper fluid with said goo-goo so when they go to wipe, it plasters their windshield with your hard work.

Tom was being a prick, so i decided to windshield glazer his ass! Been saving up for months!

by Johnny Twotoes November 24, 2009

Frosty Windshield

the act of ejaculating on a female's eye glasses, thus covering them in semen, giving them an appearance similar to a car's windshield on a cold morning.

See that librarian looking chick over there with the glasses? I'd like to give her a frosty windshield.

by C Mos December 22, 2008

Wanksteve

To constantly be one-upped.

Raymar: "Dude yesterday my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin!"

Dez: "Oh yea? My girlfriend gave me a reverse blumpkin and then she made me a grilled cheese."

Sasha: " Raymar you are always getting Wanksteved."

by judges beatbox May 15, 2009

wicksome

an amalgam of wicked and awesome, a description for mega wicked/awesome

Oh that was a great film, totally wicksome!" or "Oh that is one really wicksome game! Brilliant!

by Searl January 16, 2011