spit the winkle

a past time (usually played in sober living houses) that involves inserting a 2 liter bottle full of warm water into your ass and then exerting pressure to eject the water as far as possible.

When he spit the winkle a chunk of poo hit the dog in the head. Then the dog ate it

by Jonnie Sack April 23, 2006

Winkle

A small limp penis. Comparable to a toddlers.

Not a term for urination or female genitalia.

Richard: Here, have you ever seen a cock like this?
Madelaine: Dearest that is not a cock, it's a winkle and I've seen bigger at the play group.

by Diana Wellings April 28, 2011

windexing

When you would rather spray windex in your eye or drink it, than listen to someone talk.

Meg was windexing the shit out of me after class.

by Kristin Mineo September 1, 2008

windie

much like wemo, and often a progression from wemo. wannabe indie. generally people who live by their weekly bible NME. they will like whatever is in-between these pages no matter how crap it is.

i have an urge to go from loving my chemical romance to hating them! i also now like stuff that nme pretends are good like pigeon detectives and the enemy. i'm not windie, honest.

by hapapapatlpy. January 13, 2008

windgender

Windgender is a xenogender, uses by people who feel a strong connection to the wind or just want their gender to be associated with the wind. The wind can be a gentle breeze or a strong storm, it's up to you.

"I think I might identify with the xenogender windgender! It seems very fitting to me!"

by sucromi.kokocrose April 8, 2022

whiney winkle

A basement-dwelling adult still dependent upon their parent(s) who spends their day playing video games and protesting against things they do not understand and do not WANT to understand. AKA "snowflakes."

Less than a dozen whiney winkles protested outside the Trump rally attended by 15,000 people with another 4,000 left outside because they were unable to get tickets.

by PanamaDon September 2, 2017

winder

A winder is a window.
Originating from the American South.

:OOO

"Look out that there winder BillyJoe at that there UFO LOLZ!"

by Jimmy January 7, 2005