Whomp

The act of combining two of life's most pleasureable persuits; a wank and a shit.

A) Do you have a copy of the Sun?
B) No, why?
A) I'm touching cloth already and I'm busting for a whomp!

by evo1ve February 8, 2010

gully whomping

the white trash slip-n-slide, where you took a garbage bag and throw yourself onto it down a wet bank.

it was raining, so we went out back and went gully whomping and drank a dirty pack of PBR.

by touchpants October 21, 2010

whomp

The action of being extremely high on ketamine. May be used as a verb, adjective or noun.

Al and Ozer were sooo whomped the other day they broke the coffee table then fell on the floor and didn't get up.

by the_pile November 7, 2010

Jolly-Whomp

Done with force

The dog was attacking me so I jolly-whomped it right on the head!

by Jolly jolly-whomper January 19, 2009

Whomp

When an internal bodily function returns to where it once came.

Anon: "Man i was with my girl, had to fart but held it in."
New Fag: "Aw shit man you whomped?"
Anon: "Dude i whomped so hard!"

by DRUNK PROFESSOR May 26, 2015

Whomp Bass

The sound in a majority of dubstep songs. It sounds a bit like "yuy".

The whomp bass in that old skrillex song was fucking sick

by Probablynotcereal September 30, 2015

Whomp

Whomp means to hit something with extreme force.

Hey Billy, whomp the snake in the front yard with a club!

by Dalteno December 13, 2018