The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.
by the Pollylu July 8, 2004
Get the Pineapple Wednesday mug.When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
by Mrs. Steve Buscemi October 30, 2019
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A girl who you wouldn't generally hang out with/ try to bang on the weekend but because its Wednesday you will make an exception
Person 1: This is party is full of girls that have a nice rack but only a decent face
Person 2: Yeah, its upsetting to go to a Saturday night party where there are only Wednesday night girls around
Person 2: Yeah, its upsetting to go to a Saturday night party where there are only Wednesday night girls around
by VernonStreetFramingham October 7, 2010
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2)In the wild, male possums go through many intense mating rituals in order to recieve and pancake female possums.
ITS PANCAKIN' WEDNESDAY
2)In the wild, male possums go through many intense mating rituals in order to recieve and pancake female possums.
ITS PANCAKIN' WEDNESDAY
by steven lebarron February 29, 2008
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Get the weiness mug.When you go out any night of the week, drink more than you probably should have, but end up having a great time anyway.
by Nova Boy June 24, 2007
Get the Wednesday Nighted mug.More commonly referred to as “BWW”, Bum Wine Wednesday is a weekly tradition that originated at Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. BWW essentially involves buying and consuming a range of "Bum Wines,” such as M/D 20 20, Wild Irish Rose or Thunderbird. Participants in BWW are encouraged (by tradition), after buying their Bum Wine for the night, to give their change to a homeless person before returning to campus or an off-campus location. The tradition is now practiced on college campuses across America, particularly in locations with particularly high homeless populations.
Tonight, we shall drink from the bottom of the bottle, for it is Bum Wine Wednesday, and we must tilt to the howl of these American streets.
"Happy Bum Wine Wednesday!" Exclaimed Jenny as she withdrew a silver coin from within the homeless child's sooten ear, placing it in his outstretched palm a-tremble.
"Happy Bum Wine Wednesday!" Exclaimed Jenny as she withdrew a silver coin from within the homeless child's sooten ear, placing it in his outstretched palm a-tremble.
by Milstein January 28, 2006
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