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watermelon transfer

The phenomenon where someone gives you grief (aka, shoving a watermelon up your rectum) because they've been given grief by someone else.
Fuck, that Project Manager just did a watermelon transfer on me because his shit bomb project is behind on schedule!
by 3nigm@ October 19, 2011
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Watermelon sugar

I had some nice watermelon sugar
by 17birds August 20, 2020
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Watermelon Head

Gina got a big ass watermelon head on top of her neck.
by Jsbdjdeksn June 16, 2018
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Watermelon Chunks

The bloody chunks of brain material that comes out of the head as a result of a sniping or any shooting impact to the head.

Originally used by U.S snipers in the 2nd Iraq War do describe victims of their targets.

Used by the political rap group Euphrates in their song "Watermelon Chunks".
U.S soldier #1: Dude did you see my shot?

U.S soldier #2: Yeah bro you got some good watermelon chunks.
by Yonie1234 March 21, 2013
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watermelon mechanic

African American that has received further education in the study of fruit engineering. Watermelon mechanics grasp the necessary skills to dissect said fruit with grace and precision. Earlier forms of excavating the juicy flesh from the watermelon (spear chucking, rock smashing, purchasing precut watermelon from welfare programs) are archaic to the watermelon mechanic. Most watermelon mechanics sit on verandas while examining only the best fruits, while their uneducated cousins dive face first into a busted melon doing things to the watermelon that their brethren would find unappetizing to preform on a suitible female mate.
Hershel, look at that there watermelon mechanic working that melon. He makes a porch monkey look like Neanderthal.
by Papamitch04 May 16, 2015
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Swiss Watermelon

A piece of fruit that has had holes drilled into it. Commonly put in the microwave and fucked as a form of masturbation.
Hey Tim, nice Swiss Watermelon. How long you been working on that? I think it's about time for a new one.
by Thegigginator March 15, 2017
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Square watermelon

Joe “Steve you square watermelon
Steve “I am defeated
by Lana4smash October 17, 2019
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