Wanker 

A person who enjoys "single player" more than "Multiplayer".

"When do I get my turn, I'm horny too!"
"Shut up bitch, you're ruining it."

- Sexy Losers (sexylosers.com)

Wanker by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

wanker 

A word that is frequently shouted at me from the windows on a small boxy looking car travelling at excessive speeds and booming out crap music with four ugly wiggers inside, because i have longer than normal hair

Retard in car listening to R&B: "Oy WANKEEEEEEEEEEEER" *makes suggestive hand motions*

Me: "Fuck you" *walks on without caring*

wanker by ScattyMatt July 20, 2005

Wanker 

Comes from the words 'willy' and 'yank' combined. As in yanking ones willy i.e. to masturbate. Also used as a term of insult.

Man: That Garry is such a wanker, he's left the milk out again.

Wanker by Georgie_Porgie August 20, 2009

Wanker 

1. n. one who lives on the Westbank of New Orleans. Generally used as an insult. Contraction of "west" and "bank."
2. n. one who masturbates quite a bit or beyond healthy means

1. Wow, Robert, you're such a wanker. Go back to the wank.

2. Wow, look at those wanking Brits.

Wanker by Riley April 14, 2005

wanker 

wank- to masterbate in a quick way
wanker is one who masterbates all the time and has no other obligations in life. If a person is a "wanker" there penis is probably a choad and they will have a high pitched voice.

a person who purchases weed at a very high price

"Yo 'dat 'bowas is a damn wanker. His choad is about as big as my big toe!"

"Hahaha i just pissed in some swag weed and sold it to 'Franlin fo like 60 bones. What a damn wanker

wanker by James K Ellington April 3, 2006

Wanker 

Australian slang meaning dipshit, dumbfuck, fuckmook, knobknocker, etc.

Meg: " That guy totally cut me off!"
Kev: " What a wanker!"

Wanker by mook December 24, 2004

wanker 

a wanna be/poser snowboarder

you are such a wanker

wanker by gpmiddlebrook January 14, 2006