wanker

Definitively, an onanist, one (usually expected to be male) who enjoys unassisted sexual gratification. Colloquially, anybody of whom you have a low opinion.

Tony Blair? Fucking gutless, worthless, complete and utter WANKER!!

by titwanker April 10, 2003

wanker

A word Americans use to seem cool but it just makes them look gay because they don't have a fucking accent.

"fuck off wanker" says the American, with an american accent.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

wanker

Someone whose only interaction with women is when he is wanking, thinking about them.

S: "I don't talk to girls!"
Y: "Meh, such a wanker!"

by plasmafury May 25, 2010

Wankered

to be really pissed or stoned - basically off your face.

You should see www.wankered.com it's quality

by mengelay July 25, 2003

wanker!

some1 that wank's em self.
a rude word.

I need a wank. <- this person is a wanker!
Fuck off you bloddy wanker!

by sidask8r May 14, 2005

wanker

Wan - car

A derogatory term for someone who is useless.

I knew someone once who sterilised himself whilst trying to get free electricity, the wanker

by John Sykes July 22, 2003

wanker

Fancy British term for masturbation. Originally coined by Winston Churchill during the Victorian era for use as a better sounding word for what he does during his free time.

Hugh Grant is a fucking wanker.

by U. R. Supergay July 2, 2009