thirsty as a walrus

Being extremely thirsty and dehydrated. This is compared to a walrus because they must venture out on land to find a fresh water source.

I'm as thirsty as a walrus man I need some water before I pass out.

by Cool smart guy June 5, 2014

going full walrus

Changing your mindset to that of a walrus

It's was at that point that Wallace lost his shit by going full walrus

by Elgood January 28, 2015

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004

Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.

Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"

by Poop God 707 December 2, 2013

Sticky Walrus

When you cum inside a fat girl's fat flab

"After Patriotic King gave Camel Pepper a Sticky Walrus, Vainyramrod licked it clean off"

by Mauled by Jebus January 21, 2009

Frosty Walrus

While receiving a blow job, a man cums in his partners mouth. After you cum, hold the partner's mouth closed, and punch her in the stomach so that the cum comes out her nose.

Joe: dude, Steve gave Liz a Frosty Walrus the other day!
Bill: Wow, really?
Jim: Yeah, the cum came out of her nose and went all the way to her tits!

by joebobman41232 March 25, 2009

walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...

holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!

by Behnaz February 28, 2008