waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ June 27, 2008

Waiter

When everyone is sitting down and an instruction is given to do something which involves standing up then everyone waits around for the first person to do it.

The boss tells everyone to get up and go to the front of a room. No-one moves. One guy says to the next "This is a total waiter"

by Has this name been taken??? May 19, 2010

Wactor

An idiot (wanker) who drives around on a tractor, usually in a village with no cultivation, who does not own a farm, or has no interaction with one at all.

Girl - "I can smell a lot of fumes today, eddy is that you?"

Boy - "No, not this time I'm afraid, it's that Wactor over there"

by BeckyBigBum February 16, 2009

Mexican Waitress

When having anal sex, the male pulls his penis out and the woman defecates all over the place.

"I was fucking this chick in the ass, and she pulled a mexican waitress, and now my sheets are permanently stained

by gerry polomo January 27, 2008

wartorn

Wartorn is one of the lesser life forms on this planet
It's species is fat and very lazy

Example 1. Padram is of the wortorn family
I rest my case

by Drone January 27, 2004

Wartorment

An Uber smart, newbie owning machine, owns all who dare insult him, also owns at CS, and loves to make fun of cripples and chins, as well as niggers like SHS.

Pac0, you're so cool, can I give you head and be your bitch forever? <3

by Pac0 August 3, 2004

Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

by stro32 May 18, 2010