noob wagon

when a noob uses a powerful, uber vehicle to try a pwn skillful people.

one guy: "God damn, who the hell is in the noob wagon?"
other guy: " i dont know, but he's really pissing me off."

by Lord Jackal January 13, 2008

jack wagon

Loser. Someone who is totally worthless.

"Maybe we should chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon!" (Geico commercial asking does a former drill sergeant make a good therapist?)

by kayemmdee July 03, 2010

paki wagon

Name Fur A Vehicle That Can Hold A Number Of People, Usually 7+

1. Nissan Serena, Or Vanette Cargo Are Classed As Paki Wagons

by Knoxy1690 February 12, 2007

boong wagon

this is usually referred to a commodore or kingswood station wagon packed with guiness book record breaking amounts of boongs in it. (The record stands at 63, when in 1987 a family of boongs heard the 3 king browns of export on special for $4 at their local liqour store)

Hey look how lowered that kingswood wagon is...sorry its just full of boongs

by Neville Ugle June 10, 2003

yup wagon

A car plastered with hippie-style bumper stickers, such as "no war for oil" or "legalize marijuana".

Lisa smokes pot, organizes peace rallies, eats organic, and drives a yup wagon.

by D-Man Brandt November 09, 2006

Cock-wagon

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.

Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.

by Beatle Bundy August 11, 2011

cum wagon

A classier way to say cum dumpster.

"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"

by carr0tcakes September 08, 2018