A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Waddle of Shame

When a man ejaculates onto himself while his pants are down, and he must waddle to the bathroom/closet/wardrobe with his pants around his ankles

Tad: Is Chad still living with his parents?

Scrad: Nah, his mom caught him doing the waddle of shame and kicked him out

by Brodingus IIV October 7, 2023

donut waddle

Describes the walk of a police officer that has had too many donuts

Referencing the poloce officer going in Walmart. "Looks like he has had too many donuts. Look at his donut waddle."

by anonymous March 19, 2025

Go waddle into some ice

Used as a way to let out your frustration without swearing.

Also a fun way to Express anger

Can be used as a great comeback aswell.

"You think you're so cool"
" Go waddle into some ice"
"I-"
"Ye that's right. I said go waddle into some ice"

by Yours truly whatever it is August 6, 2020

corn waddle

May be used in math class if means lost,confused,scared or surprised

She’s so corn waddle rn

by 2iceforu April 19, 2022

combat waddle

The back-and-forth dance that characters in a video RPG do to show they are still active.

That's Cloud there, doing the combat waddle.

by GamerMom February 5, 2010

waddle waddle

often used for penguins when they walk... but when iiiiii use it i often use it for my self because im stupid

i go waddle waddle

by kydence March 30, 2019