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Weiner Hole 

(noun); the slit found in traditional "tighty whitey" men's underwear, utilized to allow the penis to be released for urination. SYN: Weiner Slot
"I wear bikini briefs -- the kind that don't have a weiner hole."

"Weiner holes in men's underwear have gone the way of zoot suits."

"I pull down my briefs when I pee; I never use the weiner hole."
Weiner Hole by Andru J. November 16, 2009

weiner chips 

Those little burned off peices of hot dogs that are attached to it or have stuck onto the plate after you microwave it.
Rudy: Hey there, BUD.
Bud: Hey Rudy. I just made a hot dog.
Rudy: Any weiner chips on the plate?
Bud: Yeah.
Rudy: Just gimme da chips
weiner chips by Giovanni Mann October 13, 2008

weiner plow 

A weiner capable of maximum damage to the vaginal canal. Also known as WMD Weiners of Mass Destruction... whitch we all know is what George W was looking for in the Middle East
I hear John was a weiner plow, just look what he did to brianna's cunt... she'll never be the same.
weiner plow by Robert Moseltov July 15, 2010

weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam
"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener
weiner steam by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

Weiner Cat 

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.
Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-
Weiner Cat by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

weiner lips 

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.
Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.