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Vladimir

Healer. Fire and ice. Angel of death. Hades running away from Persephone. Tolstoy before Tolstoy found god. An artist masquerading as a lawyer, gold pretending to be copper. The personification of тоска. Poetry of the body, ocean eyes, hidden smiles that are dispensed like secret medicine. Has an affinity for Spanish culture, paki women, and crippling thoughts of doubt and damnation. Loved by angels protected by the divine. Always does the right thing in the end (but may take a while to do said right thing due to his intricate and mysterious decision making process).
Person 1 (at the club): Who's that handsome man in that suit reading the Divine Comedy? Imma buy him a shot, nigga looks like he could use one...
Person 2: Let him be. He's just fighting for the salvation of his soul.

Person 1: Damn. Must be a Vladimir.
by beatrice1111 September 11, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A term used to refer someone as a kinda good person but is just a bad person overall.
Jim - “Your a Vladimir Putin
Dan - “Why you have to be mean to me”
by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
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vladimir vasilev

Vladimir Vasilev is usually a man who can take your girl with his ginormous gorilla schlong he is also a man who haa the body type where he can become 7 foot and have 206 bones of pure muscle people named Vladimir Vasilev are usually destined to be mega Chads.
person 1:"Is that Vladimir Vasilev? OH SHIT HES GONNA STEAL MY GIRL BUT I CANT BEAT HIM."
by DoomSlayer901 October 17, 2020
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Vladimyr

A common Russian name usually given to guys with huge dicks
I know Vladimyr he’s the guy with a huge dick!
by Baklava January 30, 2021
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Vladimir Puttin

A dick being farted on
Guys gets eroused by getting his dick being farted on is a Vladimir Puttin
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vladimira

an amazing girl, empath , usually with glasses , cry baby
Hey,are you Vladimira
Yeah,I am crying all day
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vladimira

cry baby, sexy young lady usually with glasses, empathy
Are you crying all day?
Yeah,I’m Vladimira
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