When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
by Vandy Sag December 3, 2018
is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life
I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.
When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill
When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill
by Gertrude the blowfish December 11, 2019
I was barebacking this tiny Vietnamese whore. Enjoying her pussy. I shot my load I to her nice tight asian pussy making a Vietnamese Cream Pie.
by Asianpoker February 3, 2022
A Vietnamese caged cluster is when you have a threesome with your significant other and a Vietnamese midget and at the end of the sexual event, the Vietnamese midget then cums into the mouth of the significant other and forces their mouth shut. The midget then yells out that he has several STD’s and forces the victim to swallow. Resulting in another life ruined by the Vietnamese. 🇨🇳
by AkumaOni May 15, 2023
by Voiddddd September 30, 2019
This soothing cleansing of the posterior involves applying heated lotion to the hand and gently rubbing a path from the anus to the grundle for a period of 3-5 minutes. The more established parlors will conclude with a brief massage of the buttocks.
This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
This is a highly pleasureable personal massage, usually only found in the larger cities of South Vietnam. While such activities can be procured in other locales, the negative risk of what requested services that actually take place increase exponetialy based upon the proximity to urban areas. This negative risk also includes the possibility of additional pleasures included in the cost of a standard V.A.W., though on average this percentage is well below favorable odds.
Nicky, Nech, Stanley, and I experienced a short hiatus to South Vietnam as ESL instructors. The constant lower body physical exertion of standing in class and riding scooters warranted relief in a general area from the waist to the upper thighs. As a result, numerous Vietnamese ass washes were procured to assist in our recovery from the local massage parlors during the duration of our stay.
by Karl Karlson August 12, 2006
A move where the man pretends to ejaculate, but instead shoots Sriracha sauce all over his woman's face.
"Dude, last night, she left crying."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
"What'd you do to her?"
"Vietnamese Napalm Facial, man. That shit's the bomb."
by RandD September 4, 2012