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Vex V5

A pain in the ass.

V5 is a part of VEX robotics that involves working with metal, saws, drills, etc.

The robots look like battlebots, but made by 13-18 yr olds

Competitors build robots that have the ability to score points in a game that resets every season.

Competitors that dabble in Vex V5 have almost no life and are almost always on a type of spectrum.

Ratio of boys to girls competing in vex V5 are 20:1

Men competing in Vex V5 have low-no chance to get a girlfriend because of their lack of experience in talking to the opposite sex.

The only hope is that she also likes anime.

The goal of Vex V5 is to win a spot in your home country to be able to fly out to america to compete in what is known as Worlds, a giant competition spanning 8 days which includes 4 teams per participating country.

After that, you hope to win Worlds and get a scholarship by some robotics company to some ivy league school and get a high paying job in said robotics company.

Most people will never even see the aeroplane to Worlds because

1. Not good enough
2. No funding from GOV
3. America’s second amendment dissuades most schools outside of USA from letting their students go to america.
Crush: what do you do in robotics?
Me: oh, i build cool robots for Vex V5
Crush: oh nice, you wanna go over to my place later?
Me: sorry, i have robotics
Crush: oh…when are you free then?
Me: sorry, i have robotics
Crush:???
Me: runs away
by Polimorfă December 8, 2024
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Vex

A container, usually of liquid. Water carrier or water vex most common use but almost anything can be put in a big enough vex.
Where's my vex? I need to refuel the car.
by Monstersjumper August 15, 2018
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Vex Vulper

Vex Vulper is the secondary antagonist of Ace Attorney: Contempt of Court, serving as the main antagonist of the first chapter, the scapegoat antagonist of the third chapter, and a temporary ally in the fourth chapter.
Vex Vulper was a skilled sculptor who was eager to be like Jack Crane, his step-brother when he was younger. Unfortunately, Crane was working for Quercus Alba's smuggling ring, something he roped Vulper into. Vulper found himself thrust into a world he was completely unfamiliar with, balancing his role as a smuggler with his role as a prosecutor.
Vulper was given a far larger role in the game due to being beloved by fans, originally only being a starter villain. Due to this, he has some of the most screentime out of all the supporting characters, being an important character in three out of four chapters.
Vulper's hair gets longer as time passes. It also becomes more explicitly demonic.
Vex means to annoy someone with trivial manners, a fitting name for such a character.
While he was originally written to be a hate sink, his personality was changed to make him more tragic and three-dimensional, eventually coming across as someone too goofy and complex to truly hate. This means that Contempt of court is one of the few ace attorney games, fangame or otherwise, to have no hate sinks, as even Robert Snow was too entertaining to truly loathe.
Ironically, Vex Vulper and Lyle Hemlock have many similarities. They are both greedy, childish, and great at impersonating other people.
by Bobby Fulbright March 10, 2025
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Vex

bro have you seen Vex, mans looks like a literal god
by bigdaddy17wastaken May 11, 2021
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vex

most sexiest guy on discord and has the best personality and he is the GOAT and he is one of a kind fxao
vex is the goat
by fxao August 12, 2025
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Vex box

The type of annoying self absorbed kid at college, thinks he’s a don all of a sudden. Always Stressy and annoying in a childish way. Needs to grow up. Generally shit boyfriend material.
He’s so pathetic, such a vex box, wish I’d never met him. He acts like an arrogant prick.
by Urnothing May 14, 2025
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vexes

Another word for “pisses”
Fuckin’ hell mum! It’s been 10 years, and Mr Bruckshot still vexes me. Kmt!
by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018
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