Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
Noun: The act of contributing irrelevant information to a conversation, or the attempt to communicate useless information to a person.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
The same as spamming an e-mail adress or forum with useless information, only verbally.
Person A: Have you seen Citizen Kane yet? It's worth the time you know.
Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.
Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
Person B: No, I haven't, but guess I'l have to do it sometime.
Person C: Heat can be quite warm sometimes. (Verbal spamming)
by piratsindre April 05, 2008
When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
a rapper that has far surpassed any and all expectations of himself by himself and everybody around him. to sum it up verbal trikz = lyrical fire. have a nice day.
did you get that new "verbal trikz" album? my car exploded when i tried to play it cause it was so awesome!
by neverenuf June 13, 2011
by snowbunnymilf August 14, 2015
From the medical texts books this was cleary dianosed as recently as 2004. ver'Bal-Die-a-ree-aa!
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.
Defined as one who uncontrollably spews forth non-sense and useless verbage only to satisfy the need to hear their own voice and irate and deafen others.
I can't beleive the amount of verbal-diarhea that was spewing from his mouth! My god, it was disgustingly vile and deafening.
I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!
I can not handle the amount of verbal-diarhea that is coming forth from your rancid breath and it must stop!
by Bahahahah October 24, 2005
Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.
Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
by odeg October 20, 2009