Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”
“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”
Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.
“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
Get the Verbal Broccolimug. Verbal Machinegun: The act of a person talking so much and so fast, its like being hit with words spat forth from a machinegun.
Bob: "So there I was, I was like, oh my god, that chick is so hot I just wanted to do here you know? I can't believe how hot she is, do you think she'll do me? I mean if I buy her enough drinks she might but who really knows if she will or not because women are-"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
Bill: "Dude, you're a verbal machinegun! Slow down!"
by odeg October 20, 2009
Get the Verbal Machinegunmug. When someone tells you their whole life plan in an unsolicited monologue as small talk.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
When you ask about someone's day and they expound on everything that they ever accomplished.
Bob: Hey Mike! How are you?
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
Mike: Great. I just saved half of the rainforest, and liberated Tibet. I am now planning on devoting my time to feeding dying orphans in Africa, and...
Bob: Yo! I didn't ask for your Verbal CV.
by Unicorn86 April 20, 2010
Get the Verbal CVmug. a rapper that has far surpassed any and all expectations of himself by himself and everybody around him. to sum it up verbal trikz = lyrical fire. have a nice day.
did you get that new "verbal trikz" album? my car exploded when i tried to play it cause it was so awesome!
by neverenuf December 11, 2011
Get the verbal trikzmug. by snowbunnymilf September 21, 2015
Get the verbal hoemug. When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."
Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."
You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."
by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019
Get the Verbal Blueballmug. Nonsensical verbal diarrhea. Blathering a neverending stream of craziness at someone who has no interest in and/or cannot understand what you're talking about without a break in "conversation" allowing for them to politely escape.
by verbal assault victim December 13, 2010
Get the verbal diarrhentiamug.