Valorant

A game designed by the government to attempt at solving the population problem by turning its players into troglodytes.

Tim: Hey, I just started grinding valorant!
Fred: Go outside and find some bitches you unemployed 30 year old virgin
Tim: I can't grind ranked outside can I?

by OFG32 October 17, 2022

Valoranted

When you get rungunned through the walls across the map by a Sherrif while he's sprinting at 40 miles/hour.

Can also be used when you're bullets are going to Kinshasa.

That reyna just valoranted 3 people on B site, fuckin' children game!
These punks at riot games architecture don't know what they're doin!

by pisslow October 21, 2022

Valorant Virgin

A loser that plays Valorant all day, every single day. They don't know the concept of touching grass or walking outside to look at the sun.

Person 1: Aye do you still play that ass game Valorant?
Person 2: Yeah, it's fun as
Person 1: Nah you're just a Valorant Virgin

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Valoranting

Slang for playing Valorant.

Also known as "not wearing deodorant," "not taking a shower," "not having any bitches," or "being like Trace"

Look at Jeff. Bro has no rizz. He's Valoranting for sure.

by NotWhoYouuThink November 2, 2022

valorant children

People on Valorant that use the n-word

Just got racially profiled by valorant children

by MPan1 December 12, 2022

Valorant

An addiction like, cocaine and Nicotine.

Guy 1: Hey man want to do some, Meth or Weed?
Guy 2: Nah man, I got Valorant

by BoobInspector December 17, 2022

Valorant Smurf

A Valorant smurf is someone who got players in their spike rush lobbies who were too good, so they made a alt account to combat that.

They are also really anoying and have no life.

"William is a valorant smurf."

by WilliamProsper December 21, 2022