underwear theory

The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay

the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say

"uhhhh....does it madder?"

"Hell I don't know!"

by softballlover061 June 22, 2009

underwear line

The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.

The true celebrity athlete has an underwear line, not just a Pepsi commercial.

by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014

Sex in your underwear

Another way of saying "dry humping"

Stripping down to your underwear and going at it. You both have orgasims but you're still in your underwear

Basically anything in the world is like it

Bro, that's like having sex in your underwear!

by Mr.VRUhimself April 7, 2010

Underwater Jacking

To jack off under water in the tub where no one in the house can hear it. Plus it feels really good

Son - Mom I need to take a bath.
Mom - But hun, you just took one?
Son - I need to go underwater Jacking

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 9, 2015

underwear snooker

The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.

Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!

by Kieran January 17, 2004

Indian Underwear

The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.

Stephen Hammersthebuffalo has been wearing the same pair of indian underwear all summer.

by HottCarl November 20, 2010

Frank’s underwear

Very bright, colorful undergarments usually worn by kids named frank, or Frankie. Usually pretty fruity, made by ethika, it’s a high fashion risk. Originally found in New York, but recently it’s been making its way down a little down south stretching to Maryland.

Me: hey can I borrow some clean underwear, I haven’t done laundry in weeks.
Frankie: yea you can borrow mine but they’re pretty fruity, that’s how I get all the hoes.
Seuch: you don’t want to wear Frank’s underwear.
Me: nah it’s ok, I’ll just ask mike. I don’t want those weird tights you wear.
Ethika is a risky underwear brand

by Johnny sacc November 29, 2019