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centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021
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taverna twister

being twisted up and abused in different indescribable ways while hooking up with an extremely psychotic person. The usual consequence of a taverna twister is death.
There is a scarce amount of people who have lived to tell the tale of the time they got their first taverna twister

i almost got a taverna twister last night man, let me sleep

apparently Alan taverna twisted himself with a telephone
by bombybombbomb April 25, 2011
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pillow twister

A derogatory term for a male homosexual. Usually used to describe the "bottom" of a homosexual pair.
"He's got a little sumpin sumpin about him I can't resist. I'll be his pillow twister anytime." - Homosexual Kyle.
by JohnnyLongDong March 8, 2017
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twister dick

When you slam your cock into a chicks mouth and start spinning your cock in her mouth like a tornado
I gave Lisa that twister dick last night!
by Tits67879&3 September 28, 2017
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midget twister

When a man lays down while a midget sits on his dick and he proceeds to spin her on his dick as to resemble a twister
"Dude I gave Jenny a huge midget twister last night"
by StormRydr1 July 31, 2017
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titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.
I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.
by Egro The Magnificent February 3, 2003
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Twister Turd

When you flush the toilet and the water starts a twisting motion as your turd simultaneously hits the flow and starts twisting.
Dude I was about to give up so I flushed the toilet and then my shit came out last second and caused a Twister Turd!!
by dudeiszack August 17, 2010
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