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Twilight

That movie Twilight is gay lets not go watch it. lets go fishing!!!
by RamenRanger January 2, 2009
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Twilight

TwiFan: OMFG! Edward is miiiiineeeee! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!
Me: *punch*
by Cara♥ January 5, 2009
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Twilight

The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.
by Kyensho February 21, 2010
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Twilight

A pointless book that is a waste of time to even read, let alone even pick up or look at. People who enjoy this book and think Edward is the hottest person alive should be locked up and forgotten about because its just a word you dont really know what he looks at because of the crappy descriptive uses about him. The vampires in there sparkle which just confirms the fact that they are fairies. The only reason they made a movie out of this book was to help all the little fan-girls get off on themselves while they watch because they can actually see a person and not what they think he looks like in their heads
person1: man i just saw some dude reading Twilight.

person2: what did you do?

person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.

person2: what did he do about it?

person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
by skel'elm March 30, 2009
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Twilight

The story of a mentally retarded girl who falls in love with a 108 year old necrophelia pedofile with sparkly stink ass!
Girl: I love Twilight!
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.
by Deciphered May 28, 2010
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Twilight

Twilight means that something is VERY gay...
the new Jonas brothers' CD is very Twilight.
by Psyborge May 3, 2010
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Twilight

A movie about a girl with down syndrome who cannot decide between Necrophilia and Beastiality.
You figure it out...it's twilight.
by rockstareclipse October 23, 2011
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