The most horrid book series alive today. It's completely anti-feminism, despite Stephenie Meyer's claim. There is NO plot line, NO real reason for the book except to make loads of cash and make tweens cream themselves. If the way she described Edward (he's just so damn amazing *sarcasm*) was made into a drinking game with a shot glass full of Bourbon, you would be dead by the end of the book. While you read, it kills the brain and the soul. It is polluting the worlds teenagers and many adults who are still single.
by c. f34rs0m3 February 10, 2009
The worst Vampire movie series/book series every produced by any one person. it single handedly bastardizes Vampiric lore on so many different levels
by Rico Smooth February 05, 2010
A poorly written piece of literature that somehow ended on the Bestsellers list. Composed in a four-set series (soon to be five), the saga follows the difficulties that Mary-Sue (Bella Swan) and Gary-Stu (Edward Cullen) expirience day-to-day.
Gary-Stu is a "dazzling", "mezmerizing", "god-like", one hundred-year-old vampire that lusts for Mary's blood. He is known to be the most beautiful creature alive, indestructable, and so fast he is a mere blur whenever he moves. However, he posses horrible, overreactive, bi-polar and manic traits that often makes the reader ponder his eccentric mood swings.
Mary-Stu, the epitome of "beautiful", is the whiny, self-centered, retortful and shallow heroine of the novels. Despite having a daughter of her own, a gorgeous, loving and selfless husband, a few cars, becoming a vampire, and a fantastic family, she is never satisfied. She has been revealed as a sex-addict.
tl;dr: The Twilight saga is nothing but horrible moral values of teenage girls, a jackpot of cliches, and 600+ pages of uneducated literature. To save a liveful of regret, please refrain from reading the series.
If you would like to read real literature, invest in classic works, such as Charles Dickens or Anna Sewell. 21st-century writers include: James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, or Cornelia Funke; all three are successful writers with real, professional talent.
Gary-Stu is a "dazzling", "mezmerizing", "god-like", one hundred-year-old vampire that lusts for Mary's blood. He is known to be the most beautiful creature alive, indestructable, and so fast he is a mere blur whenever he moves. However, he posses horrible, overreactive, bi-polar and manic traits that often makes the reader ponder his eccentric mood swings.
Mary-Stu, the epitome of "beautiful", is the whiny, self-centered, retortful and shallow heroine of the novels. Despite having a daughter of her own, a gorgeous, loving and selfless husband, a few cars, becoming a vampire, and a fantastic family, she is never satisfied. She has been revealed as a sex-addict.
tl;dr: The Twilight saga is nothing but horrible moral values of teenage girls, a jackpot of cliches, and 600+ pages of uneducated literature. To save a liveful of regret, please refrain from reading the series.
If you would like to read real literature, invest in classic works, such as Charles Dickens or Anna Sewell. 21st-century writers include: James Patterson, J.K. Rowling, or Cornelia Funke; all three are successful writers with real, professional talent.
"Isn't Twilight such a fantastic book?"
"I beg to differ. The entire series has more shit than a medieval cesspool."
" . . . Lol. Wut?"
"What I mean is, this: Any person with half-a-brain would drop it immediately. I ought to know."
"I beg to differ. The entire series has more shit than a medieval cesspool."
" . . . Lol. Wut?"
"What I mean is, this: Any person with half-a-brain would drop it immediately. I ought to know."
by B.E.V. January 16, 2009
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by Kyensho February 21, 2010
A pointless book that is a waste of time to even read, let alone even pick up or look at. People who enjoy this book and think Edward is the hottest person alive should be locked up and forgotten about because its just a word you dont really know what he looks at because of the crappy descriptive uses about him. The vampires in there sparkle which just confirms the fact that they are fairies. The only reason they made a movie out of this book was to help all the little fan-girls get off on themselves while they watch because they can actually see a person and not what they think he looks like in their heads
person1: man i just saw some dude reading Twilight.
person2: what did you do?
person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.
person2: what did he do about it?
person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
person2: what did you do?
person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.
person2: what did he do about it?
person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
by skel'elm March 31, 2009