twelve past

The same as midnight.

It's twelve past.

by TeacherLu January 23, 2017

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

Five twelve

The epitome of perfection... in every way..

He was five twelve and perfect

by Dayzee dream 13 May 24, 2025

twelve

A number most eliciting of sexuality when spoken by a drunk Indian man in the morning.

I couldn't get my hands off of her when the clock hit twelve (pronounced twellllveeeee).

by Shilp February 11, 2022

The District Twelve

When you finger a girl with three fingers that resemble the resistance symbol from the Hunger Games.

Brad: " Yo I saw that you went home with Sally last night. How'd it go? Did you close bro?"
Chad: "Yeah bro I was fingering her and she said to use another finger and I did the Hunger Games whistle and gave her The District Twelve."

by bzeast69 December 8, 2019

Twelve

Twelve is the age after eleventeen.

That bitch look twelve but she really eleventeen, make note of the ass like a middle aged art teacher.

by squilliamfancybuns April 22, 2018

twelve pound tommy

Referring to a man who crushes Jeeters with his 12 pounder.

Someone who can talk anyone out of their stash or their pants without trying.

Damn twelve pound Tommy abracadabra'd me

by Damage157 October 10, 2022