To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.
Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!
by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010
Get the Turtlenecking mug.When a male takes a "turtlehead" poking out his bunghole and draws the collar of a turtleneck on his partner.
She was complaining of being cold all evenin, so eventually I just gave her my Sacramento Turtleneck>
by the straw that stirs the drink March 24, 2009
Get the Sacramento Turtleneck mug.Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.
"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
Get the Turtleneck mug.Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A ‘suit’ wannabe.
We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.
Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.
Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.
by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019
Get the Turtleneck mug.when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.
by The Greek Gods December 25, 2008
Get the turtleneck mug.The moment during vaginal childbirth when the baby's head first emerges from the vulva resulting in a "Collar-O-Giner"!
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
The vagina forms a collar-like apparatus.
"Nowadays it is fashionable for baby's first turtleneck to be suede-like but during the 70's, the style was Angora!"
by GOFS February 4, 2010
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