turning your turban

Term used in the Afgan War indicating that your are switching sides in fighting or loyalty, usually under the influence of monetary reward.

The US Government will pay you in 100 dollar bills, if you work for the Taliban and consider turning your turban.

by Quido1 December 1, 2009

turkish handie

When a woman forces her fist into a man rectum while sucking his cock and playing with his balls.

I heard Bill got a Turkish handie last night. ( what's that) well Ellen shoved her fist into Bills ass while sucking his cock and playing with his balls. .. . Bill is so lucky.

by show time January 13, 2015

Turkish Speedbag

When a person takes a shit so big without the turd breaking that upon detaching from the butthole it slaps the back of the balls.

Dude, I just took a shit so bit it Turkish Speedbagged me!

by shagenwagen February 2, 2017

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

Turding

A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.

Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.

by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020

tucking my shirt in

Jacking off in front of a minor, as Rudy Giuliani did in the second Borat movie.

"I was just tucking my shirt in", claimed Rudolph, while smelling his own fingers.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 23, 2020

turkic pushback

An extremely dirty sex act involving a Danish man and a man who looks like Leon Trotsky

How was last night?
Great, he did the ol turkic pushback

by Danish Stalin August 10, 2023