Tubcat

A large Cat, not in stature but in girth. Generally found in the homes of elderly women but occasionally seen held by small children (who are often a similar size to the afore mentioned cat)
Coming from the two english words Tub and Cat, both nouns, Tub either taken from `tub` as in bath tub, or `tubby` as in a cute way to say the latin phrase lardikus assimux, or buttux grandose.
Cat, being the common form of feline.

`My word, Janet, your fat pussy is one hell of a Tubcat!`

by harukaju July 1, 2004

turch

Just a little bit.

Martha: “I’m just a turch upset.”
Margaret: “What the fuck does turch mean?”

by ur a yee yee🤠 January 26, 2019

urban turban

A gangster muslim.

I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban.

by Woob May 25, 2004

Turban

If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.

Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .

by Dyaaar March 31, 2010

Turcoon

Term used for a person or persons that are typically found at work, that you hate because they dont know shit about anything.
The word 'Turcoon' derives from the words 'turkey' and 'raccoon.'
the reason:
Turkey farmers will herd the turkeys inside when it rains, because they look up at the rain with their mouths open, and they end up drowning because they are too stupid to know any better!
Raccoons on the other hand, are smart animals, BUT..
if they reach inside a tight place for an item, such as food in a bottle, their fists then prevent them from getting the said item out of the bottle. here lies the problem... they dont have the thought process to LET GO OF THE ITEM and get the hell away from there, and then they die, sitting there wondering what the hell to do.

Turkey + Raccoon = Turcoon

Jeez, that guy Mark is such a freakin turcoon, how the hell did he make it this far in life?

Holy SHIT! Did you hear Keith complaining about how much of a turcoon Teddi is? He was so mad! She messed up the Johnson account, and now the rest of the turcoons on day shift are going to get in trouble!

by Ermil O'Murray October 11, 2005

turcsauce

a slang term for what makes something cool. The key ingredient in something or someone's success. The essential part.

Fett: who those photos are pretty niii, You must be drinkin that turcsauce.

Liam: damn dude, You're games gotten so much better, those new shoes are pretty turcsauce.

Jeffy: I can't wait to get my new car, I'm gonna be so much cooler, I can taste the turcsauce already.

by Alejandro Muneerah November 21, 2011

Yellow turbans

An uprising in china in the year 184 lead by Zhang jioa, but failde to destroy the han.

-an some kind of computer hacker gangs that take over chat rooms. they share the same leaders because their leader calls himself zhang jioa 2. weird huh?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003