Hawaiian Tugboat

Getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls

Damn bro, you got a Hawaiian Tugboat.. Be proud, they're rare

by Knux, Neighbor January 23, 2013

Boston Tugboat

A sexual maneuver in which the male party handcuffs the female partner's wrist to his ankle. The male then proceeds to defecate on the floor while simultaneously dragging the female consort across the floor.

Side note: In most cases the female associate should be unaware of the proceedings until the “flux.” This will cause the partner to struggle, creating the tugboat effect as she is being dragged across the floor.

Honey would you like to perform the Boston Tugboat?

by William Mallowery January 23, 2011

tuga

Portuguese slang for «portuguese». It started out by being a derogatory term used by the African rebels during the Portuguese colonial wars (1960's - 1974). Ironically, it is now a word that overly patriotic portuguese use to refer to themselves.

«Estão ali mais tugas.» - Look, more portuguese people over there.

«Orgulho Tuga» - Portuguese Pride

by Marquis de Carabas July 5, 2004

tuba

only thee coolest instrument known to man. jocks admire tuba players. cheerleaders want to do tuba players. It originated back in the late 1790s when a man named corneilious tuba was picking up tons of hot babes in his hometown. He needed a cool club or something to separate him so everyone would know that he was the man. so saw a baritone in a local pawn shop and thought of how much of a pussy instrument it was, so he looked at the trombone. he decided that it too was a pussy instument. then he bought 17 trombones and 40 baritones and took them home. Mr. tuba then worked for 23 straight hours building thee most manly of manly instruments. When it was created he learned how to jam some sweet tunes and then went out to town to test the beast. As soon as he stepped out of his wagon the ladies flocked to him like the ones on the axe commercials. a young boy saw this and told his friends about it. the beast was from then on known as the tuba. to this day only the elite play this monsterosity and they still pick up all the hot babes.

"did you know hugh hefner played the tuba?"

by cool football player who loves tubas October 13, 2006

sex tuba

A threesome. of one boy and two girls.
One hole to bow in, one to play in, and a stick.

"Did you hear that Johnny plays the sex tuba in band."
"Mann, I'm going to join that class."

by Fezz K. October 10, 2009

Tubba

A nickname for a guy that carried a little pre-adolescent weight. This 'nickname' can catch on and follow the guy around throughout his adult life despite his current appearance.

Old school friend: OY! TUBBA! How ya doin?
Tubba: I joined a gym, lost 5 stone and now I run marathons.
Old school friend: Nice one, Tubba!
Tubba:*sigh*

by McPresident October 25, 2009

tubaker

(too-bake-er)
adj.

1.Slang used in online gaming referring to someone talking (commonly on xbox live or playstation 2 online) or on occasion, typing in a southern drawl, aka a redneck.

Tubaker:Hey why'd y'all gon done and shoot muh master chief????
Player:You suck you dumb tubaker.

by Survive748 May 8, 2005