Tristan

The name Tristan comes from Irish decent. As is easily noticeable by his red hair, ginger fuck. But anyway he tends to be overly aggressive when someone doesn't know about vehicles, he eats, sleeps and shits in his 2016 Kia Forte. This man could literally be the richest plumber in the world with as much as his crack hangs out.

"Hey that guy was being a real Tristan about that car"

by CalebSpencer November 1, 2018

Tristan

A bitchy fake friend that u can never trust.

(guy 1)- omg why would he do that to me?!?
(guy 2)- cuz his names tristan

by lmao231 May 12, 2019

Tristan

a lying jerk who will break your heart without even caring. he is cocky and thinks he’s cool. he has many friends and is typically the leader of a squad.

That jerk broke her heart, what a Tristan.

by boonboon6 January 6, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is absolutely amazing. She is the most energetic person. You gotta be one lucky person to have her in your life. If you get the chance to love her don't let her go because she is one of a kind. She has to be the most courageous,beautiful,loving,sweet,brave,thoughtful,intresting,cute,epic,and has a great sense of humor and any other word that has to do with awesomeness. Tristan is perfect in every way possible she will make your day no matter what the problem may be. It is very rare to find someone like her. She is also has a great personality that no one can find so if come across someone like her don't even let her go because you will regret it for sure. Everybody loves Tristan.

Emiley- i met this really cool girl

Sarah- who?

Emiley- her name is Tristan

by Caleb harris June 15, 2019

Tristan

A dinosaur human type runs like a titan laughs at everything loves moomoo and boys.

Tristan is such a dinosaur

by Moitsmen495 March 7, 2019

Tristan

Jesus

dang, Tristan got some pretty cool hair tho

by A Guy Who Can't Lie March 17, 2022

Tristan

A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms

tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)

by PBJ4Life July 6, 2011