Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015

Bigger men have tried

When someone of larger stature try’s to intimidate you but you are confident that you’re able to knock them out

1: Come on fight me

2: aha, bigger men have tried

by Helped out August 12, 2020

tried

1. Attempt to have sex with

You know Ken tried Krista when she came over there to chill.

by choklatp August 5, 2014

trief

Slang used in San Fran to mean something similar to bad

Sam, close your fucking legs. It smells like fish. Your pussy smells trief!

by liluziuzivert June 18, 2016

Trie

Term computer science nerds use to describe how spellcheck dictionaries work. Pronounced "tree" even though there's a whole bunch of other things in computer science that are actually known as "trees".
CS types aren't very creative, as it turns out.

With a trie, you can store almost every single word in the English language with only a few layers of nodes. Just make sure people don't think you're saying "tree" or they'll get autistic.

by Killer T Cells October 27, 2017

treetop gang

the absolute worst gang there is, no g code and they all ugly and hoeless. If you meet anybody that’s in treetop gang make sure you avoid at all costs before they buttfuck you out of their incelness.

ayo that bitch is treetop gang lets go fuck his shit up

by definitelynotatoesucker August 9, 2019