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one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!
Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."
by mossyrock November 29, 2014
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Kenosha Hat Trick

When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“

Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater

Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”

Guy 1 “ justice was served“
by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021
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alphabet trick

When you draw letters with your tongue while making out with someone or eating a girl out.
Suddenly I realized, Oh my God, he's using the alphabet trick on me! That's when I slapped his ass and yelled, THAT'S RIGHT, SPELL MY NAME, BITCH!
by purplefeltangel April 14, 2006
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A man who is insecure, untrustworthy, lies, cheats, manipulates, a snake, who will pay for sex, has no standards, sleeps with anyone, is community dick, lacks motivation, has nothing to offer but misery, and when he does wrong doesn't care who he hurts, and never apologizes.
Anthony is a trifling Trick ass bitch nigga he be doing the most always on some bullshit!
by SoQueenMichelle December 19, 2021
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Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick

In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.
He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.
by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015
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6 dick trick

A sexual act in which a person has all holes filled, 2 in the mouth, and is jerking off 2 dicks.
I couldn't believe the stripper at the bachelor party actually performed a 6 dick trick, it was AMAZING!
by lalaloveless August 8, 2016
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Alberta Hat Trick

The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.
by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020
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