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tarse

1) A male falcon
2) Old English slang for the male genitals
1) The tarse is responsible for hunting.
2) You are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up your petticoat.
by Sourbs August 27, 2006
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Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.
Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."
by Psas May 7, 2009
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A tease

Someone who knows what you want, but gives you only enough to keep you thinking they might give it to you, without fulfilling your desires.

Originally, this was of a sexual nature, usually meaning a woman who dressed provocatively, but then would not go out or have sex with the men she was attracting.

Today, a tease can be anyone who leads others on.
My boss keeps implying that I might get a promotion, but won't say for sure one way or the other. I wish he'd stop being such a tease!

Did you see the latest QuestionableContent comic? Jeph Jacques is drawing out this thing with Claire & Marten just to be a tease!

Don't be a tease, just tell me! Did you buy the latest Mario Kart or not? If you did, I'm coming over to play it right now!

The Supernatural writers are just being a tease. Dean and Cas will never get together.
by RenRen October 8, 2014
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trade paint

If you get any closer to that car, you two will trade paint.
by Doug Newman July 3, 2007
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trademark

1. n. Graffiti, tag, signature

2. (a) n. A black eye - in the sense that an impression (or 'signature') is left on the recipient.

2. (b) v. To give a black eye.
"Just me and you motherfucker. Just me and you. I'll put trademarks around your fucking eyes."
by faux real August 3, 2008
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skip tracer

A skip tracer is a professional who finds information on a hard-to-find person, locates a defendant that has failed to appear in court or is on the lam, or hunts down someone who has "skipped" on a contract, lease, or obligation.
I'm going to hire a skip tracer with your Christmas bonus to track down the guy you had the affair with so I can tell his wife - Postsecret, 12/24/06
by Elizabeth M. January 1, 2007
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teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.
Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.
by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008
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