Tuna Tape

What young teenage females use to re-tighten their pussy lips after being penetrated by a "large" male so their mothers never find out that they are not a virgin.

Brittney do you have anymore tuna tape?

No Tina, why?
Because Justin totally wrecked me last night and i don't want anyone to find out!

by ~Tasty~ March 25, 2011

duct tape

shutting bitches up since 1942

Person 1: And then I was like "omg," and then he was like "wtf" and i was like "idk" and he was like "stfu"

Person 2: wishes he had duct tape.

by maddipaddypicasso May 25, 2009

Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

Le Trapeze

Le Trapeze is a on-premises swingers club located in Midtown Manhattan. They have been at 17 East 27th Street for over two decades. Le Trapeze is a couples-only swingers club and is a members-only club, but memberships can be bought at the door at the time of entry. The club has both private and open swinging (the mat room) areas where couples can have sex with each other, exchange partners, participate in group settings depending on what they are looking for/into.

There is a bar area where couple may remain in their clothes to meet other couples or couples may choose to disrobe (towels provided) and enter the more sexual area of the club.

My wife and I met a great couple this weekend at Le Trapeze and had sex with them in the mat room.

by M Bell January 23, 2008

tapeworm

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

by Stray December 6, 2003

pop a trace

When you make an okay symbol with your hand to symbolize everything is all good.

Just fell on the floor .. pop a trace

Just pissed myself .. pop a trace

by raquelleXD October 1, 2013

Tapestryshopp'd

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

by CurtisDK August 10, 2009