Sleep Tourette's

When a person is sleeping and they randomly say/yell profanities in their sleep.

Rose: "Dude, last night Chris had horrible sleep tourette's. He was laying there perfectly fine then just yelled "FUCK" for no reason and continued sleeping like it was no big deal."

by Clarson123 July 12, 2009

salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole

"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

forum tourettes

When a thread goes slightly off topic and ends up with random insults being thrown at others because of a misunderstanding.

"Ah, yeah good point!! 92.3% of the group only play the cards anyhow - would be boring watching that!!"

A gentle discussion about using "holecams" at a homegame goes a bit mental when "pocketcams" is used to describe them and one person who hasnt heard them described as pocketcams asks what they are hoping to see in someones pockets. Leading to the OP to insult about 280 people, forum tourettes at its finest.

by trustme/james January 15, 2007

Halo Tourettes

When a person who normally doesn't swear much, curses every 5 seconds because they are doing badly at playing Halo 3...

"F**k F**k F**k, dirty mother f**ker!!! C**k S**king Mother F**king A**Hole!!!"
"Dude, your doing so horrible that you got the Halo Tourettes, haha"

by Reverend Donovan December 9, 2008

hunger tourettes

The act of suddenly making loud or distracting noises to hide the sound of your stomach growling in a super quiet class, office, etc.

Person 1: *stomach growls* then suddenly * taps foot, scream, etc*

Person 2: Dude what's up??

Person 1: sorry, i got hunger tourettes

Person 2: understandable

by MaSaa M0on April 14, 2011

Tourettes Guy

(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.

He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.

If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.

The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.

Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."

or

TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"

Son: "But dad...!"

TG: "You're a faggot!"

by DrunkyMcLush December 20, 2008

Xbox tourettes

The act of random swearing and nonsensical words in reaction to a game going badly on xbox live. Usually goes hand in hand with games such as Halo3 or CoD etc

*after being surprised by another player walking round a corner*

PLayer 1: "STAB HIM STAB HIM WANKER AAAAAGGHHH"

Player 2: "Xbox tourettes!"

by Rejected Sanity June 25, 2009