Home-town tourist

A girl who doesn’t no how to say no and has sex with everybody in her home town. Touring guy after guy faster girl after guy

That photographer is a home-town tourist, that’s why there’s so much pain in her photos.

by Iamthepuma January 28, 2019

Tourtits

Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.

“I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.

by Princess Lou December 30, 2008

Chinese Tourist

A group of disgusting and uneducated travelers who want to wreck havoc within nations outside of China. Many Chinese tourists piss and shit on the streets, on monuments, in subways, on airplanes, and in malls, fart in public in front of people's faces, spit on the streets, give the Nazi salute in Berlin, Germany to violate its laws, create graffiti on certain structures to inform people that the Chinese are superior to everyone, cut in line in front of people within stores, force people to engage in a relationship with money, and being very loud and immoral to others. Those barbarians are the worst tourists by worldwide standards, are one of the worst people to socialize with, and many people worldwide desire to ban them from entering into their nations to explore ever again.

It goes to show that Chinese tourists earning more financial stability is still isn't enough when it comes to behaving outside of their nation, thanks to their schools being shut down and intelligent teachers being tormented to death or re-educated by the Red Army under Mao Tse-tung during the Cultural Revolution of the 1960s.

by TheUnknown21 June 18, 2019

tourists

Tourists come in the worst form in tropical regions such as Florida, Southern California, but worst of all in the island chain of Hawaii, especially on the island of Oahu. They cause traffic jams, crowd the surf spots (and cause obstructions), and act like complete fools. often spotted with a fat wallet (easy pickins) and wearing a fake flower lei and the same aloha attire as the rest of his family.

-white tourist: "excuse me, can u point me in the direction of the "like-like" highway?"
-another white tourist: "hey look at me! *throws energetic shaka* aloooohaaaa!"
-asian tourist: "arohaaa! we love haraii!" *peace sign*
local: "go home tourists!"

by Seville BLVD August 22, 2006

Tourist

When a person who stumbles into something that wasn't intended for them gets vocal about disliking it, either cleverly or blatantly, and will sometimes take it up a notch by inciting violence. You will see a lot of these on Twitter, as it's easy to hijack communites since it isn't just one giant one-sided bubble unlike Youtube.

Sentience: The Fascist community is full of LARPers as well as well-intentioned people who simply don't understand what Fascism is. We should not reject them however, but educate them in hopes that they may become true Fascists.

Passerby: Wtf? Fascists aren't even trying to hide it anymore.

Slip: Kys fascist!

Bump: You're tempting me to dox you.

Sentience: Getting a ton of negative press from this. Of course tourists would find my post, it's inevitable 🤷🏻 ♀️

by schizoposting April 10, 2023

Covid tourist

An unvaccinated person, who has to travel to another state for medical treatment because their local hospitals are overrun with other unvaccinated people.

After being airlifted from Florida to Connecticut as a covid tourist, Chad's death was added to Connecticut's death total. Ron DeSantis likes this.

by America is the bad place November 23, 2021

tourists

People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs.

We had three serious students in the class; the rest were just tourists.

by Mascha December 15, 2007