John: Why the hell is James so pissed today?
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
Landon: His balls are torqued from his wife bitching at him all day long.
by 3pumpdump October 21, 2014
“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”
by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023
Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."
Darren: "I banged my torque."
Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."
Darren: "I banged my torque."
Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."
by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013
To (usually intentionally) anger or torment someone.
Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)
I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Dude, stop torqing me, I'm trying to drive here. (Friend in back seat keeps blowing in driver's ear)
I can't take this torque-fly any more! Am I the only person in the room he keeps landing on?
Please stop torqing me guys, I can't help that I have bird-legs.
What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
What's with this damn torque-fly hat keeps landing on my face - Am I the only one in the room with bad breath or something?
by Elephantboy23 August 30, 2021
The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.
I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.
by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022
by NtotheD October 10, 2018
A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.
*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok
by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019