torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities

I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex

by NtotheD October 9, 2018

German Torque Wrench

When a person is performing fellatio on a man, they wrap the ball sack counter clockwise around the shaft until receiver says “Neín!” (no).
Thus setting the torque to 9 (“Neín”) ball rotations.

Can you hand me an ice pack, Jenna gave me a German torque wrench behind the roller rink last night.

My balls feel 2 inches longer after Bobby gave me that German torque wrench last Tuesday.

by JAbedtime June 21, 2025

Torque

(v) To be aroused.

(n) A boner

(adj) For a guy to have a boner

Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."

Darren: "I banged my torque."

Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."

by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013

Torqued

To be pissed or say someone is pissed

Zack was fucking torqued when I told him I was fucking his girl.

Those things are fucking torqued

by Tsnyder November 7, 2017

Fully Torqued

A sarcastic way of saying something is going/will go great. Mainly used for when you know for certain that something will go wrong.

*Band is about to start a song*
Mark: Bro, this band is fully torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: But dude, it's like Fully Torqued
Bill: Shut up
Mark: Ok

by Macabrebard2 April 18, 2019

Torque Distribution

Torque distribution refers to how the engine's power is divided and delivered to the wheels of a vehicle. In simple terms, it's about which wheels get how much "twisting force." This is crucial for things like traction, handling, and fuel efficiency. For example, in a rear-wheel drive car, most of the engine's power goes to the rear wheels, giving it better acceleration. All-wheel drive systems distribute power to all four wheels, improving traction in slippery conditions. Advanced systems can even adjust the power distribution in real-time based on driving conditions, further enhancing performance and safety.

The vehicle's advanced torque distribution system constantly adjusted power delivery to each wheel, optimizing traction and handling in various driving conditions.

by The Counterintuitive Words January 20, 2025

torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020