torque dog

The most erect a penis can be..

That stripper gave me a raging torque dog.

by heterofratboi June 16, 2020

Torque

(v) To be aroused.

(n) A boner

(adj) For a guy to have a boner

Darren: "I'm going to torque you so hard."

Darren: "I banged my torque."

Darren: "I'm so torqued right now."

by Dr. Shanknstien January 24, 2013

Torqued

When you have testicular torsion

Bro 1: Bro I’m so torqued rn
Bro 2: You should probably go to the hospital

by thatfunnygermanman October 19, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

Torque

The true definition of torque is when you wake up in the morning with a morning wood and you have to torque yourself up at just the right angle to take a piss.

I had such a bad case of morning wood this morning when I went to piss, I had to really torque up just to make it in the toilet.

by Adolf Oliverbusch December 1, 2022

Torqued

An absolute unstoppable feeling whereby anyone in your way will euther bow before you or die. Similar to excitement but to the point where you could put your head through a fuckin' wall.

Bro, I'm so fuckin torqued today I'm definitely going to PR my deadlift.

by Gunnerteddington September 15, 2022

torqued

Getting super high off of drugs (usually weed).

Im boutta get so torqued broo

by Forestcall April 20, 2022