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Toly

a toly is a shit, a word from the country of madness some people like to call scotland
english example: i took a big toly last night and choked up the toilet.

scottish example: haul you ya toly heed, git tae fuck!
by KoRdAn September 6, 2008
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Tolya

Always having to, or finding something to bitch about.
That bitch is being such a Tolya.
by Poopintime August 5, 2016
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topliner

one who visits the crapper and sprays a shit splatter above the toilet rim
"luke,did you just use my crapper?" "ahhhh yes mate why is that?" "well youve just toplined mate....your such a topliner...Id say your entry angle was about....60 DEGREES"
by mcr toilet bowl crash repairs September 15, 2009
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Topley

The greatest and goofiest kid ever. Makes stupid yet funny comments, and he will always make you laugh. Despite common belief, he is a great boyfriend. He is always faithful, even when surrounded by pretty girls. He is quite clumsy. It is always fun to be with him, and never boring. He is a great cuddler who gives excellent hugs. Math is not a strong point for him, but he is smart at other subjects if he applies himself. He will always make you feel good about yourself.
I'm feeling a little down about myself today.
Chat with Topley, maybe he will hug you.
by Oignon September 20, 2009
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topless blow job

Receiving felatio in which the girl fileting is topless. In a situation where a girl is unattractive but has a nice rack you would receive a topless blow job. The best way to get a topless blow job or tbj , is when the girl is going down on you, yank the back bottom of her shirt over her head like you are in a hockey fight then proceed w/ the tbj.
Guy 1: Would you bang that girl?
Guy 2: She is kind of ugly and has a bit of a gut. But she has a great rack! I'll take a topless blow job.
by John Balls October 27, 2007
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Tollywoggle

To have charactistics of an ignorant asshole
Luis is such a tollywoggle, he needs to sit down and shut up.
by neally6 December 14, 2010
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Dirty Toly

One who gets stoned and goes to the Jack in the Box drive thru in reverse.
The other day, David commited a Dirty Toly.
by DenisK August 3, 2007
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