toods

Too Damn Smart

OMG Aditya is toods; did you see his JEE rank?!

by notmaho April 24, 2021

Koon Toons

Nigger music Rap, Hip Hop, etc. (aka ear rape)

Shut off the koon toons nigga

by natezilla66 October 30, 2010

Toose

A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM

Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}

by BigCat03 February 5, 2009

Toose

An old alcholic with affections towards young children.

We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.

by Lalala23 February 5, 2009

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Toopsie

a Toopsie is a caring loving cat but yet at the same time can bring in a little bit of salt and sriracha. She has grey fur and bright blue eyes, like a diamond in the deep blue sea. She will always make you happy when she sees your sad.

my cat Toopsie is the best cat ever

by catcat333 December 18, 2018

Toosunday

The day when procrasinators cram everything in because the Sunday before was a false Sunday

My Toosunday sucked! I had to finish three books on one day because I didn't do it on the crappy Sunday.

by Donnatello September 2, 2007