bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

Torchered

To have tortured someone with fire.

We torchered Vinny until he gave us the PIN code. Who has the marshmallows?

by Bea Real August 19, 2013

tooched

gettin hella baked lmao

"dude i'm fuckin tooched"

by Dank Magician December 8, 2013

sack toucher

some one who touchs a sack full of veiny sloppy testicles. in other words someone who touches a mans nutsack.

hey can i feel you nuts... fuck no you fuckin' sack toucher.

by the motha fuckin brad February 19, 2009

Dick Toucher

A person who touches dicks.

Person 1: Hi.
Person 2: Dick toucher
Person 1: Oh
Martin: Did you feel the heat, cause you just got BURNED!

by dicktouchinginc November 4, 2012

ginger child toucher

Someone with flame red hair who touches children. Typically someone who drives a red Corsa and makes cereal for a living.

Fergie is such a ginger child toucher!

by BrynRob88 October 1, 2020

dink toucher

One who touches dinks (aka penises)

That guy is such a dink toucher

by Timmay September 29, 2007