Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery
by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008
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'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
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A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".
"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
Get the Mermaid Tampons mug."So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
by FlatG2 July 1, 2007
Get the tampon dick mug.A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.
"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
by Ben McBen May 25, 2009
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by Cubslol December 17, 2008
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he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
by Looger October 1, 2004
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