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tomphonery

Useing the phone to call someone about an annoying e-mail you just sent them
Marty likes to send stupid e-mails to Louie and then calls Louie to laugh at it, this is such tomphonery
by Dead Sexy April 3, 2008
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Tampon it

used in the same context as 'lets make like a banana..... and split'
'lets make like a tampon..... and get out of this bloody hole'
hey guys this place sucks, lets tampon it!
dude, not cool!
by Chelsea the room 2 whore January 18, 2009
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Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.
"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".
by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010
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tampon dick

semi-equivalent to a "pencil dick" although has a slightly larger circumference.
"So I met this guy last night, and he totally had a tampon dick, why the hell would I have sex with a guy with a dick that size when I could just use a tampon and get the same results?"
by FlatG2 July 1, 2007
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Emotional Tampon

A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.
"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"
by Ben McBen May 25, 2009
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tamponbiter

someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off
badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter
by Cubslol December 17, 2008
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tampon-fetcher

the two-word description of one who is a slave to his woman.

he will hold her purse for her, mostly because that's where his testicles are.
Man, that guy sue is a tampon fetcher, he comes when his woman calls him.
by Looger October 1, 2004
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