taint skimmer

the preinstalled mesh lining in a man's bathing suit.

dude, the taint skimmer in these trunks really chafed my sack from being wet all day

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

taintkini

Very small bikini that only covers the taint

Robbie was sporting his new taintkini at the beach.

by jimmychanga August 26, 2009

taintball

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch

The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.

by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

Taint it

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.

Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.

by PigBat July 20, 2013

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

Taint cradle

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014

Taint

Medical term for the perineal area.

I have a rash on my taint.

by Hug’n February 11, 2021