Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.

He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.

by fizzeh January 15, 2019

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Big Toed Bitch

A bitch that cares mostly about a man's toe size; Constantly scoping out men in flip flops searching for the perfect toe proportion.

This guy was interested in this girl but then he realized he stood no chance because she was a big toed bitch.

Big Toed Bitch: I'm going to the shoe section so i can look at men's feet.
Friend: Why?
Big Toed Bitch: Because, I'm a big toed bitch, and i gotta find me a big toed dick.

by T3rmin4l/Cri7ic4l January 24, 2020

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Bella.is.ok.today

The most beautiful and amazing person you will know, she will be there for you non-stop and make your day as bright as her smile is. She truly is a ball of sunshine.

Me: Did you talk to Bella.is.ok.today
Someone: no
Me: You should check them out! She's so cool!

by bellasimp June 3, 2021

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft

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hello guys welcome back to my channel today we will be playing minecraft caz yes

by bruhlike1028idkwhyallaretaken9 January 8, 2022

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tedaleded

To get it up the butt from a skinny white guy with a big cock. To get unwanted attention from a skinny white dude who wants to get big. Getting raped from a guy in Illinois. Someone who rapes people thinking he's Clark Kent.

Guy #1- Dude, my butt hurts!
Guy #2- Did you get tedaleded?
Guy #1- Shit how did you know?
Guy #2- Dude my mom got tedaleded once too. She couldn't walk for a week!

by afgmobster October 5, 2009

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