airpods

for rich assholes

bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)

by fuckitupbabygirllll March 9, 2019

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Get the airpodsmug.

Airpod Head

Someone whos hair sticks out and hairline is upside down, making their head look like an airpod.

Ex: Have you met that new kid Joel? He has a huge Airpod Head.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

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AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?

User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022

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a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020

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