Evan

Evan has a 12 inch long non erect dong.

Dang man thats a nice evan.

by cool dope man November 10, 2016

evan

dear evan hansen, we've been waaaay to out of touch. Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much.

Ooh, look! There's that theatre kid! She has a "Dear Evan hansen" shirt on!

by hehe ๏_๏ November 13, 2020

Evan

Evan has a bigger pp than anyone else in the entire world

Evans pp is massive

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Evan

A big sexy man who will do your girl anywhere.

Heyyy Evan

by big evoapiorn November 23, 2021

evan

evan is a crackhead but also very pretty

i feel like evan today

by honeyfatgirl May 21, 2018

evan

evan: literally THE best bf to ever have existed. words cannot explain how much i love and appreciate him:,) ngl he’s kinda smelly n a lil old BUT i wouldn’t trade him for anyone else >:) (hello kitty maybe i’m still thinking abt it 😳) also also HI EVAN !!

ali, why are you smiling at your phone sm? “oh dw abt it, i was j texting evan” blush blush blush 😎

by small head October 28, 2020

evan

a person who has no drive to do a thing not even on a video game

jeff: that kid evan is not doing anything, heck I have never seen him doing anything at all

by theyeetmasterofthemeep templ November 29, 2018