shut up tito

A less popular and effective version of Shut Up T; origins unknown.

Darrell: check the scoboard!
Seij: Shutup tito
Darrell: No, shut up T.
Seij: (silence)

by greunit February 20, 2005

titometer

A mental gauge that every man has that is used to measure the presence breasts in any situation. It may also be used to measure the quality of breasts.

1.
"Dude this party is bitchin'"

-What is your titometer reading at?
"After the busty volleyball team got here, I think it may have broken. So I'd say the titometer is reading just past titillating."

-I am on my way!
2.
I liked that girl, but she barely affected the titometer.

by Marky Mark o'Glenrock March 6, 2010

titos burritos

a skateboarding mexican shop which has not enough seats, to many employes, and at least 3 of your friends at any given time. Also very hot wings and unique juice. 3 locations. Ridgewood-best of the 3.

a shop that you go to too way too much. titos burritos is delisious.

by titos customer March 4, 2011

Titou

The most gorgeous and adorable little cat you could ever have! great character and extremely funny!

wow Titou is so cute! I love him!

by Clairebenoit December 4, 2011

Tito Nacho Special

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.

I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!

by Carlucci00 June 8, 2016

tipofdis

Another tomfoolery used to eradicate people from existence

Man 1: “I have tipofdis disease :(“

Man 2: “What is tipofdis disease?”

Man 1: “Tipofdis dick.”

Man 2: combusts into oblivion the size of a nuclear bomb

by LoFiMixer June 20, 2021

Titorade

This is a mixed drink that mixes Tito’s Vodka and any flavor of gatorade.

How can I get drunk and stay hydrated at the same time? Pass me the Titorade.

by Stachmatic July 12, 2022