sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"

"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.

by bardock obama October 10, 2013

Rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic

A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.

by presleyg July 28, 2006

titilicious

a girl with big boobs

Wow! That girl is titilicious!!!!!!!!

by Cristina April 14, 2005

Titanic Poo

When you drop a log that is so long and dense that it goes down in the hole, pops out of the water, and breaks in half because of all the stress.

Adam: "Did you see that deuce in the second stall? Someone needs to flush that!"

Steve: "No, that's mine. It's not every day I drop a Titanic Poo. I want to make sure everyone sees it."

by Art_Vandelay27 May 27, 2009

titanium cucumber

A super heated titanium dildo most commonly used in Pakistan and by Ronald McDonald on innocent children usually ranging from 5-7 years old.

1. The 9 year old girl in Pakistan used the titanium cucumber to shove up her ass for fun.

2. Ronald McDonald violated the little boy brutally with a titanium cucumber.

by Tomeroni10 November 27, 2011

go down like Titanic

1. to give oral pleasure with pleasure

2. to go down hard

3. to fall hard

My guy made me mad, so he had to go down like Titanic to make up for it.

When I give head, I go down like Titanic!

I'm so clumsy. Today, my heel broke, and I went down like Titanic.

by SLGirl May 26, 2009

Titanium Birthday

When you turn the age of the year you were born.

Your date of birth is 11-9-54 and you celebrate your 54th birthday, making it your Titanium Birthday.

by Kimberly1799 January 13, 2009