Tisfu

Acronym standing for "That/This Is So Fucked Up!"
Often varied to "tismu", "tirfu", or "tisfmu" meaning "that is so messed up", "that is really fucked up" or "that is so fucking messed up" respectively.

Jimbo: Dude, I found a huge pregnant rat in my Suburban!
Dude: Dude, my name is Dude. Did you ever notice that?
Jimbo: ...no...dude, tisfu!!

by Blake C. May 25, 2008

Timmur

A hairy russian kid in the 8th grade that has a unibrow, and has been stalking a hairy russina chick for 3 years. Spends more time on computer than he does walking. Hasn't had social activity with humans in person for 9 years. Sucks at life.

Timmur has a big unibrow.

by Norm April 13, 2005

timulsameous

At the same time; better word than "simultaneous"

Last night, we came timulsameously!

by Initiate August 6, 2006

Timur

sexy hot hot sexy heay sexy yeah yeah

timur is so sexy i want to have sex with him

by Timur1337 May 31, 2020

Timur

A tall slinky kid...his elbows have about 6inches of loose skin...cousin of Adi and Alen

look over there is that timur...no nvm its just a long ass white shaft

by PlaYa RaLpHiNo July 2, 2003

Tomfuckery

The old phrase tomfoolery for millennials

Johnny stop that tomfuckery.

by AbhiMagic007 December 13, 2018

timbuktu fuck

The use of a rib bone as a dildo. Can refer to either vaginal or anal penetration.

Taliqua: Shit gurl why there so many stinky rib bones in ur bedroom.
Mo'Nique: Cuz Taliqua, my man Timbuktu fucked me last night
Taliqua: U nasty.

by Forest43 October 2, 2006