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Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular
Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!
by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017
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Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory
John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt
by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019
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alabama thunder cunt

A lady that is so fat her twat smacks the ground making thundering noises oh and shes from alabama
by trenchcoat July 25, 2016
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Thunder Cunt

1) A girl or woman that can't get Enough dick in her.
2) A girl or woman that can't live with out dick in her.
3) A girl or woman that cheats constantly.
4) A girl or woman that craves dick.
1) Miranda is a thunder cunt.
2)You really know who's a thunder cunt, Miranda.
by Miranda Lynn Light July 17, 2016
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
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Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
by bigsalv January 27, 2013
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