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thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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Thundercunt

(Verb) To throw or hit; launch, something or someone with such force that the impact sounds like thunder.
by Archaiks August 28, 2023
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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!
You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt
by Roscopico May 13, 2015
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thundercunt

i was playing cricket and i absolutely thundercunted the ball for six
by jimbofreebum November 16, 2024
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Thundercunt

"When I lose my children in the divorce and I thundercunt my hamster into the nearest bus"
by Scottish Inquisition August 23, 2023
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thundercunt

propelling something (throwing or kicking) extremely hard and fast, usually at something or someone
Steve Martin : and Mbappé is through on goal, and he THUNDERCUNTS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE NET
by bumbarahsclaht August 8, 2023
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thundercunt

Thundercunt, did you mean Tanya?

Yes!
by waynealexander August 28, 2016
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