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Thundercunt

Basically a goal which is so obnoxiously powerful (usually top bins) , makes the whole stadiums jaw drop. Example would be Andreas Christensen’s goal vs Russia at Euro 2020
A “thundercunt” of a goal
by Exxtort:/ June 21, 2021
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Thundercunt

(Verb)

To throw an object at higher velocities that aren’t even able to be recorded by human devices. Said object may move faster than the speed to light.
“I’m going to thundercunt my dumbass hamster against a wall
by namtsur September 6, 2023
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thundercunt

a stupid fat fuck who has the biggest camel toe known to man the type of fanny flaps that wiggles when they walk this is not the type of woman you want to engage in intercourse with as she would more than likely constrict your flow of oxygen with her gammon hangers
enter at your own risk she has a knarly thundercunt
by flapslapper29 March 11, 2025
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Thundercunt

Thundercunt is the act of running tobody slamming someone and then taze them on the floor
I'm going to thundercunt you into that wall.
by anonymous September 2, 2023
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thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.
Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!
by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017
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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!
You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt
by Roscopico May 13, 2015
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